Can/Make/Do/Think

I'm sort of my 80-year-old self, in training.
It's kind of all about affirmation. I CAN. There's nothing intimidating about the stove, the knitting needles, or the sewing machine. And there's nothing wrong or bad about me or my body.
I CAN.
Here, you'll read about:
Things I MAKE
What I DO
How I THINK
If this doesn't sound like fun to you, I guess I'll just give these handmade mittens and the jar of preserves to somebody else.
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rhymeswithchaos: fayedaniels: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA THAT IS ME YOU GUYS Only no drugs, never arrested, and not promiscuous. So… HIDE YO WIFE!!! HIDE YO KIDZ!!! I’M A 5-TATTOOED DEVIANT AND I AM COMING TO…..OhWait. Nah, I’m just a sweet girl with wings on her ankles, quotes on her wrists, and birds flying over the ocean on her hip.

rhymeswithchaos:

fayedaniels:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

THAT IS ME YOU GUYS

Only no drugs, never arrested, and not promiscuous. So…

HIDE YO WIFE!!! HIDE YO KIDZ!!! I’M A 5-TATTOOED DEVIANT AND I AM COMING TO…..

Oh

Wait.

Nah, I’m just a sweet girl with wings on her ankles, quotes on her wrists, and birds flying over the ocean on her hip.

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  3. siasunshinee reblogged this from beyondsardonic and added:
    Lololl. Really, CNN?
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  5. loaf-cat reblogged this from skatelin
  6. welcometothechaos reblogged this from crashburnlove and added:
    Ahhhhhhahhahahahhhhh wtf!!!! :D
  7. gingerspicyhoneysweet reblogged this from sapphrikah
  8. severinschild reblogged this from fayedaniels and added:
    Obvious statement is obvious.
  9. runningrefugee reblogged this from downwithwarupwithwhores
  10. crashburnlove reblogged this from fayedaniels
  11. everunbrokeneverthesame reblogged this from sapphrikah and added:
    Yet again the news mixes up causation with correlation.
  12. sapphrikah reblogged this from erikawithac and added:
    THIS FUCKING SHIT. I’m so ready for this stigma to end. If you tell people that people with tattoos are more likely to...
  13. dancingjuice reblogged this from protector-ofthe-small and added:
    I have four tattoos, I’m a virgin, I’ve never done illegal drugs, I haven’t been arrested. This is just stereotyping at...
  14. protector-ofthe-small reblogged this from aaronitron and added:
    I don’t even have tattoos yet but I am just looking at this like “uh, yep, probs gonna be me” except for I hope not to...
  15. anchoredunderthesea reblogged this from thegabinator and added:
    Seriously? These people are morons.
  16. peepantsrepulsa reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up
  17. coquettishhope reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Lol you silly says the girl with 5 tattoos
  18. katiebour reblogged this from onlytowardschaos and added:
    ******** Is this a CNN version of the joke “blondes have more fun?” Because from the sounds of it, it’s all about the...
  19. isecretlyloveitall reblogged this from aaronitron and added:
    Aww damn! I’m late in the game…6 tats in…no arrests but I love me some marijuana
  20. fishnetsandmalice reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up
  21. accio-penis reblogged this from aaronitron
  22. aaronitron reblogged this from erikawithac and added:
    …I guess I am just the poster child of this study :/ EXCEPT I ONLY HAVE THREE TATTOOS!!!!
  23. intherainyseason reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    BREAKING NEWS - New study shows correlation linked to causation. Join the conversation, tonight at eight.
  24. hangovers reblogged this from murphysbride and added:
    1700 people surveyed? Glad they were thorough.
  25. drewboy220 reblogged this from onlytowardschaos
  26. kayci-z-von-sweet reblogged this from murphysbride
  27. pixelcycle reblogged this from murphysbride and added:
    damn, guess I need more tattoos or A tattoo >.>
  28. sonic-hip-attack reblogged this from murphysbride and added:
    Uh oh, guys. I have 3. When I get my next one, I guess I’ll have to become a pothead and an alcoholic and have sex all...
  29. murphysbride reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Siiiiiiigh…. just goes to show ya. I only have one tat and I have promiscuous sex and drugs ALL THE TIME.
  30. commodore-sparklebutt reblogged this from mynameislyddy and added:
    Four colleges. They surveyed all of four colleges.
  31. mynameislyddy reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    I did a study, and my findings were that people with tattoos are generally awesome, and people who don’t like people...
  32. erikawithac reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Hey, I’ve never been arrested
  33. whiskey-rose reblogged this from onlytowardschaos and added:
    OH SHIT. I have tattoos. I am going to start doing drugs. Brb, guise.
  34. kylekeller18 reblogged this from weareshitsandwich
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  36. canmakedothink reblogged this from rhymeswithchaos and added:
    HIDE YO WIFE!!! HIDE YO KIDZ!!! I’M A 5-TATTOOED DEVIANT AND I AM COMING TO…..OhWait. Nah, I’m just a sweet girl with...
  37. downwithwarupwithwhores reblogged this from gruesomegeddes
  38. visualstim reblogged this from rhythmicpoetess and added:
    Uh huh. Sure. Smh.
  39. mosaurus reblogged this from fayedaniels and added:
    pfttt this is a joke I’ve never even tried drugs, never been arrested, I can count all my partners on my fingers and...
  40. rhythmicpoetess reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up
  41. piddlebucket reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    cnn you are drunk
  42. face-down-asgard-up reblogged this from yhf
  43. yhf reblogged this from fayedaniels and added:
    “STUDY: TATTOOS = FUN TO HANG OUT WITH”
  44. thesecretmeishere reblogged this from fayedaniels and added:
    I think the key measurement here is to see how many of the TATTOOED FREAKS they’re counting have swastikas tattooed on...
  45. polerin reblogged this from onlytowardschaos
  46. llwyden reblogged this from onlytowardschaos and added:
    OMG, so fucking much this. Bears repeating - CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSALITY. Sheesh. Or, you know, stop the presses - my...
  47. precious-her reblogged this from hobbypics and added:
    I do like to be the exception to the rule. Well aside from the deviant part ;0) Precious. Owner of 7 tattoos. So far.
  48. onlytowardschaos reblogged this from cage-veil-cunt and added:
    Whoops. I only have three tattoos currently. I guess I better watch out when I get that next one. Warn my mother she...
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